Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Movie Reviews: Kickass

I saw this movie about two weeks ago, but haven't gotten around to reviewing it yet. Normally I try to review the movie the night that I see it, but these past few weeks I've really been slacking off on my blog. I apologize for that, and promise to make my posts more consistent in the future.

Something that occurred to me recently is that if I want to be a professional novelist, then I need to start writing more regularly. This is of course obvious, but unfortunately I am inherently lazy. In order to do something about this I and my writing group have decided to hold Writing Tuesdays, where we all get together and spend all day writing. They've been doing this for a while, and I've only just recently joined them. In fact, today is my first day.

I remembered something that Brandon said on Writing Excuses, about how the first hour or so of writing really is the least productive time you'll spend. I decided that it would be best to start off my all day writing session's least productive period by writing something else first, namely this post, before diving into my book.

As far as the movie Kickass is concerned, there's a lot to be said, and a lot that has been said, both in support of, and as an attack on the movie. Since many others have already commented on the movie, I'll just give you a brief summary of what I thought of the movie itself. Not the issues of morality it raises, or any of those things.

Simply put, I liked it. However, I recommend extreme caution. It is graphically violent, shocking and funny at the same time (please refer to the microwave interrogation scene). In other words, it's rated R for a reason. But, since it was about a kid who decides to become a superhero I wasn't going to skip this movie. It's like my fanboy fantasies come to life. Or the silver screen, which is close enough.

If you don't like violent movies that also happen to be hilarious, I don't really recommend this movie. But as an experience it was hilarious, and best experienced with friends.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

TV Reviews: Bones - The Witch in the Wardrobe

Season 5: Episode 20

Recent episodes of this season have been throwing me for a bit of a loop. Sometimes the shocking reveals are inane and really little more than attempts to stretch out the status quo. Such as in the case of episode 16, where we finally get to see Brennan and Booth's first case together. Unfortunately the episode's writing is sub-par, with several noticeable continuity errors. For example, according to the episode Brennan got Angela a job at the Jeffersonian only shortly after having met her, just a few months before the first case, and about a year before the beginning of the series. I could be wrong, but from past episodes I could have sworn that they'd been friends for much longer than that, as their bond cannot be explained by just a year or so of knowing each other, especially considering their sometimes conflicting personalities. That kind of bond takes years to build.

There's also cases where Cam apparently worked for the FBI before appearing in season 2. I could have sworn they said she was a cop first, not an FBI agent. I figure the only reason she was in the episode was so that her actress had something to do while they were filming this.

The most shocking part was that apparently Booth and Brennan kissed shortly after their first meeting, which of course explains why no effects of this were ever witnessed over the course of the season.

Then of course, there's the end of the episode, where Booth reveals how he feels, and Brennan says she can't be in a relationship for some stupid reason.

Too Sciency for Relationships

Of course we all know the real reason, the writers had made the tension too obvious, and it was all coming to a head. The show obviously couldn't continue with them dating, because that robbed it of all the sexual tension. So, they had to restore the status quo.

I would say that this was jumping the shark, but the following episodes retain everything that makes Bones great. As painful as episode 16 was (especially from a writing perspective), I think this is a case where jumping the shark worked.

And then, sometimes, they have twists that don't quite come out of nowhere, but come much faster than I expected. An example of this is episode 20 where, spoiler, Hodgins and Angela elope at the end of the episode, after spending some quality time together in jail.

I knew they were going to get back together, but I didn't expect it to happen this fast. I could see that they were rebuilding their damaged relationship over the course of the episode, with buildup from previous episodes. And then they eloped.

This twist works for me, just because of how it works for the characters. Both are pretty spontaneous, especially Angela, and while Hodgins may not be as spontaneous as her, I can see how his continued love for her would make him jump on the chance as soon as it provided itself. I thought it was kind of touching how he's been carrying her wedding ring with him ever since their first wedding.

All in all, with the good and the bad, Bones remains the only live action American show that I actually watch.

Random Chat: Collecting

You know, it's kind of funny, but recently I've been downloading a bunch of TV shows, especially anime. I've found that I enjoy hunting down rare ones more than I enjoy watching them. Once I download them it's not so much so I can watch them, it's so that I have them as trophies. So, for me, downloading is like hunting, good quality videos are my trophies.

I think I realized why I'm suddenly obsessed with downloading is because I don't have any money to buy manga anymore. So my collecting obsession is switching over to downloading anime and TV shows.

Movie Reviews: How to Train Your Dragon

Well, it certainly has been a while. If anyone is still reading this... Anyway, I apologize for the lack of updates, but I've really been busy with school. Winter semester is over, but I'm staying for spring term, so between that and finishing the book I'm working on right now, I'll be kind of busy, but I'm going to try and take the time to at least write a little something for the blog now and then. I actually have a few reviews written, I just need to go over them. I also need to review the Fairy Tail OP and ED singles. I'll get on to that shortly.

As you can tell from the title, this review is for How to Train Your Dragon. I actually saw this a week or so ago, but haven't gotten around to writing about it until now. Also, I won't be seeing Iron Man 2 just yet, probably next week, and then I'll review it. By which point my review will be redundant. Unfortunately I've been trying to find a steady job, and until then I don't have the money to watch movies on their opening night. Hopefully I'll be able to change that soon and then I'll provide reviews when they are at their most relevant. Then maybe people will have a reason for visiting my blog.

On the surface How to Train Your Dragon is a children's movie. But once you dig deeper you realize that it's still a children's movie. But an entertaining one. Before I continue, I have to tell you that I didn't see it in 3-D. I've heard that the 3-D was great, but since this blog focuses on story and writing, I don't find that important. Story is king. Every once in a while I'll mention animation and art style for animated features and manga and graphic novels, but the important thing I'm analyzing is the writing.

Recently it feels that Hollywood features ignore the story far too much. Any time a film is criticized, it's generally the script that receives the most flack. And with good reason, far too often script is ignored in movies, and problems in the movie can usually be traced back to the script. Writing is not only the most important part of any story telling medium, it's also the most underestimated one.

How to Train Your Dragon was not only well animated, it also had a solid script. Any weaknesses I could have identified are easily prescribed to the need to keep the movie at a workable length for children.

The main character, Hiccup, is a typical protagonist. He's different from the people around him, and by the end of the movie he's found worth in his uniqueness. Same old story we've heard before, and overall the weakest part of the movie.

However, while the framework of the plot is a familiar story, it's properly implemented and augmented by the elements unique to the movie's setting to provide an entertaining story. There really wasn't anything surprising in the plot, so this isn't a movie I'd recommend if you like surprising twists in your stories. How to Train Your Dragon is familiar in a comforting way. It's a story that we've all heard before, being told with a new and entertaining twist.

It's very entertaining for children, though not entirely appropriate for children younger than six as it contains some frightening images. For the adults the movie, is an entertaining watch. Some haughty critics may consider children's films and literature as below them, but in my opinion the greatest of these are those that are interesting for children and adults alike, much like Disney movies, and the Pixar films.

I stand corrected.

Hard work goes into both adult and children's literature and movies, and it's obvious when heart has gone into the product. As such it should be appreciated.

And that's my reasoning, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to review W.I.T.C.H.

Adult.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Movie Reviews: Alice in Wonderland

I really wasn't expecting all that much from this movie. Remakes are rarely good, and so far Tim Burton hasn't had a great track record with remakes.

I really, really hated the Disney cartoon as a kid. And I know that isn't the original, and some people really like the books, but my only exposure was through the animated movie. And it was weird, weird, weird! I especially hated those freaks Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. And that freaking Walrus!

*Spoiler Warning*

The movie starts in the unspecified past, if a specific time period is mentioned, I must have missed it, with an unspecified gentleman talking about an unspecified plan that is being hailed as madness.

Madness?

They're interrupted by a little girl, the titular Alice, who has been having nightmares. Completely out of character of a patriarch of the time (whenever that is), Alice's father, instead of scolding the girl for being seen by his guests, and calling for either his wife or nanny to take the girl away, he tucks her into bed.

We get a little bit of foreshadowing, in the form of Alice telling her father about the strange dreams she's been having. Surprisingly enough, they sound a lot like the nightmares I had after watching the original movie as a kid.

Alice, out of character for a little girl, asks if she's gone mad. Because all little girls start worrying about going insane. Her father then proceeds to comfort her, telling her she's perfectly sane and...

Oh wait, no he tells her she's insane, in what I assume is meant to be a touching moment.

You're absolutely mad dear.

Skip forward to fifteen years later, Alice's father is now dead, because as we all know Disney has something against parents.

Curse you Disney!

Alice is now almost twenty years old, and a free spirit. Because all it takes is main character status in a Disney movie to break free from the shackles of an oppressive society.

Of course she hasn't quite broken free from those shackles quite yet, and we're treated to her forced engagement party, with her straw-man almost fiance, who apparently is a Lord of some kind, and exhibit a of inbreeding among the nobility.

Long story short, a lot of problems are set up, her life sucks, because life frankly sucked for all women back then. Then she chases a white Rabbit and the madness begins.

You knew this was coming.

As Alice discovers, she's not the right Alice. And Wonderland is actually Underland, because step A of remakes these days seems to be to spit on the original in every way possible.

Long story short, the Red Queen has taken over, because she isn't loved. Alice has to kill the Jabberwocky with the Vorpal Sword. Anne Hathaway, the White Queen, will take back over when this happens. Why she hasn't done anything about her sister yet, seeing as she apparently is living quite happily in her own palace, is a mystery to me.

For the record, the Tweedles still freak me out.

Johny Depp plays the Mad Hatter, and I can honestly believe he is insane. Though, to be fair, his performance was one of the more enjoyable parts of the movie.

After the plot line of "choose your own destiny" or whatever, is resolved, or at least they stop shoving it down our throats for five seconds, Alice faces the Jabberwoky.

Who's voice by Christopher Lee. Hey, this movie is looking up!

"Enough chatter," said Alice, and sliced through the Jabberwoky's tongue.

"NO!" The viewer yelled. "He was the best part of the movie! Bad Alice, Bad!"

Alice beats the Jabberwoky, earning my eternal ire, and returns home to her world, despite the fact that it sucks.

We are then treated to a painful scene where she tells everyone in her life off for being such pricks, and then she's hired as an apprentice in her would-have-been-father-in-law's company. Because hiring your old friend's obviously insane daughter was common practice back then, whenever then was.

The movie ends with Alice leaving to...China?...on a ship. Because sailors back then were perfectly fine with women on their ships.

To be honest, the idea was interesting, Alice coming back to Wonder...Underland (-_-) after she's older. But really, the plot wasn't anything original, and the Villain made no sense.

Other than Alice and the Mad Hatter, I can't really endorse any other aspect of the movie. Except maybe the music.

We watched the movie in 3-D and it really felt like a waste. I really didn't feel like the 3-D added anything to the movie.

I went to see the movie with my family, and they enjoyed it, but I really can't say it was anything special, mainly because the script was weak. Very weak.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Manga Reviews: Azumanga Daioh Followup

Well, I'm sure you can tell that there are some issues with this latest review. I've been trying to figure out how to copy and paste from word, without having to mess around with the formatting. As you can see, it doesn't work too well.

Oh well, I hope to be able to figure this out sooner or later.

While I'm at it, does anyone know how to get Chitika ads working? I can't figure out how to get the code embedded in my site properly.

Also, for those of you who prefer individual volumes over the omnibus edition, here are some links to those as well.







Manga Reviews: Azumanga Daioh

Series Background


Where do I even begin?


This has got to be one of the goofiest manga that I’ve ever read. It’s also incredibly satisfying, if somewhat disappointing in that it’s already ended. I’ll be reviewing the manga, I’ll do a separate review of the anime later on.


For those of you that don’t know, Azumanga Daioh does not follow graphic novel format, but instead is drawn in the Japanese newspaper strip format. Which is four vertical panels. As such the story is individual strip focused, with gags and punchlines. So those of you that don’t like newspaper comics, you’ll probably still like this one. If there were a comic as good as this in American newspapers I’d buy up every copy of ever newspaper that runs it.


It’s that good


The series was named after creator Kiyohiko Azuma, by combining his name “Azuma” and “Manga,” to create “Azumanga Daioh.” Not sure what the “Daioh” means.

Oh.


Plot


Umm… Well, you see… It’s about girls in Highschool… And they… Umm…


Okay, so there isn’t any kind of plot. At all. It’s one shot gags, and minor storylines interconnected together into a tribute to life. If life was filled with minor lunatics. I’m looking at you Osaka!

Like I mentioned before, the focus is on the individual strips, and the joke. But that doesn’t mean that it’s always random jokes—which it often is—but it does have a very vague kind of storyline. Basically the structure doesn’t go beyond being a basic framework around which the jokes are woven. The manga starts in highschool, and continues on to their graduation and, spoilers, to taking college entrance exams.

But seriously, I could transcribe the entire plot here and you’d loose nothing from your reading experience. The strength is definitely in the jokes, which fortunately more often than not are character related and hence easily understood by non-japanese readers. Keep in mind though, there are several examples of jokes that don’t make sense if you don’t know anything about Japanese culture or the language.


Characters


Chiyo Mihama – The child prodigy, she skipped to the beginning of highschool, and is five years younger than the other girls. She skipped from grade 5 to 10.


Tomo Takino – I’m convinced this girl is insane.

Koyomi “Yomi” Mizuhara – She’s the stereotypical smart girl, which would work for her if she were actually the smartest in the class. That position is held by Chiyo-chan. Yomi is obsessed with both food and dating, and often has luxury vacations with her parents where she eats lots of good food. Much to the annoyance of Yukari.


Sakaki – Tall, silent, athletic. The ultimate tough girl, according to her class mates. According to herself she just loves cute things, especially cats.


Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga – Forget Tomo, Osaka is the real nutter. Please refer to the previous picture of her.


Kagura – The real tough girl, athletic (not as much as Sakaki), and Sakaki’s eternal rival. She’s basically a tomboy, and along with Osaka and Tomo, one of the class’ trio of underachievers and numbnutts.

Kaori – Kinda underplayed, she’s the butt of several jokes. Especially when Kimura is involved.


Yukari Tanizaki – How does this woman still have her job? She’s incredibly immature, and torments Chiyo-chan just because she feels like it. Keep in mind that this is a comedy, and it’s played for comedic effect. If this were realistic she’d be out on the street. It helps that seeing Chiyo-chan’s dreams crushed is

hilarious.

WHY!?


Minamo Kurosawa – She’s the mature one. Cool, collected, in charge. She’s also the gym teacher, and apparently less skilled at academics than Yukari, which provides an odd contrast to the rest of her capable personality. Seeing as she’s the only female in the series that is neither underage nor insane, male readers should feel free to fall in love with her. Keep in mind, she’s just drawings on paper, and this makes you a looser.


(Next week: Top 10 sexiest comic book women.)


Kimura - He’s probably the only downside of this series. If anything this perverted teacher who loves his job because he’s surrounded by highschool girls will be a touchy subject for our western audience. But really the jokes never get too tasteless, and he comes across more as an eccentric than an actual threat. Not only that, but his characterization is incredibly contrary to one’s expectations of such a character.


Art Quality


Quite low for the majority of the series. But the layout is in newspaper strip format, where the focus is on the joke, not so much the art quality. It’s still better than a lot of American comic strips, but can’t really match up to the art work of Tite Kubo and Hiroyuki Takei (his later art work, ie/ especially in Ultimo). Really it looses most points in art because of the format, that by n

ecessity limits the space in which to draw. If you compare the art in Azumanga to Yotsuba, you’ll notice a big difference. In fact, the main factor is that Azumanga was relatively much earlier in Azuma’s career than Yotsuba.


Overall the art isn’t anything spectacular, but pleasing enough to look at.


Azuma also published three additional chapters back in May 2009.


It’s quite obvious how his art has improved since he finished his run of Azumanga Daioh. It is quite satisfying to see old characters in a crisp new style.


Appeal


The humor. And the characters, loony as some of them may be. Again, Kiyohiko Azuma proves that young girls taking abuse is the height of physical comedy.

Bwahahahahah…ha…heh….heh…ummm…


Propriety


Azumanga Daioh is completely family friendly. Except for the creepy teacher. There are two storylines that take the characters to the beach, so there are some swimsuit scenes. However, given the art style that tends towards realistic proportions, these do not serve as eye candy in any way. And if you’re too prude to even handle swimsuits, then how the heck did you get internet in the Amish community, and why are you reading my blog? Sure, I’m flattered, but it still seems kind of odd.


My Final Decision


I love this manga. Seriously. It supports itself through characters and a good sense of humor. There are a few times where the humor doesn’t make sense, lost in translation you could say. But since most of the humor is character driven, not pun driven (there are a few of those though), it crosses language barriers quite easily.


Buy it/Don’t buy it


Buy it. It’s only four volumes long, and well worth the money you’ll spend. There are the individual volumes you can buy, or you can buy the entire series in one large volume. Personally I’m a little skeptical of the omnibus edition, and would rather have the individual volumes. However, if you’re on a budget (why are you buying manga?) then overall the omnibus might just be the one for you. The Omnibus edition includes all four volumes for about 20 dollars. It also includes color pages, and while I’m not a fan of such large comic volumes, for this series it works.


I do not know if there are any editions in English with the supplement chapters included.



Monday, March 1, 2010

Karate Master: Part 8

This last training session was particularly interesting. I arrived a few minutes early, while the advanced training was still going on. The instructor called me over, and let me participate in the last few minutes while the other club members were arriving. It consisted of shuto practice, in particular it's application in real combat. Until then I'd only considered the stance a fancy way to face your opponent, not something you'd really want to use against an opponent. In fact, it is quite an interesting block, that can easily be used to throw your opponent off balance.

The bulk of the practice consisted of training kicks. We introduced a new kick, the side kick (seriously, why can't I remember these names?). Surprisingly I still had the proper muscle memory from four years ago, and picked it up again fairly quickly, while allowing for a few modifications dictated by the new style I'm practicing.

I think the most important thing that I learned was that you don't block kicks. In Shotokan, at least in the school I learned it in, we were taught to block kicks, doing so with a low sweeping block. In Shotokai we're taught that's a good way of breaking your arms. There may be a few exceptions, but it'd involve us having to do some experimentation. Something that I'm not at the proper level to do yet.

All in all, a good training session, I enjoyed myself quite a bit. There was one incident during sparring, which involved a white belt getting kicked in the face by a green belt. Fortunately, the martial arts, especially this style it appears, attract a certain type of person, and the incident didn't escalate beyond the white belt asking if he could keep the bloodstain on his Gi as a souvenir.

I've always thought to myself, you can't do martial arts and expect not to get hurt. The training is made as safe as possible, most of the times, but you won't get far expecting to be uninjured during training. Best to start considering each injury as a badge of honor or something of the like. If you're bleeding, all the better.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Anime Reviews: Ghost Hunt

Ghost hunt is about teenage Mai, who joins with a professional Ghost Hunter, Naru (for "Narcissist." It makes more sense in Japanese) after she injures his assistant. Forced to work off her debt she's thrown into a world of ghosts and spirits, and scooby doo antics.

Okay, so maybe that last bit was unfair. But that's what the first three episodes came across as. We only watched the first six, so I can't really say much about how good the series is. But it's good enough for me to want to go back for more. I haven't had a genuinely creepy series in a while, and though I was laughing most of the time, it did get really creepy.

So I'll be keeping an eye on this one. You can watch the entire series on the funimation website.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Karate Master: Part 7

My legs still ache. I think they won't stop aching for as long as I'm practicing karate. No worries though.

On a slightly more positive note, the instructor told me that the instructor on Saturday said I was making good progress/I did well. Good to hear. I like being told I'm doing something well.

This training session was focused completely on kicks. Practicing getting our knees up fast enough (equivalent of drawing one's weapon) to be able to kick properly. We worked with pads, with the person holding the pad remaining stationary, and then moving forward. The guy I was holding the pad for at one point missed just a little bit...

They always miss.

His foot grazed my elbow, and apparently his toenail nicked it, because after he looked back up from checking to see if his foot was alright (elbow>foot), he told me I was bleeding. I looked at it and saw that I was in fact bleeding. It didn't hurt, so I decided to just ignore it and continue practice. It was around the time that I realized that I was dripping blood all over the floor. That's when we decided to take a quick break so I could clean up my elbow, while he got some paper towels to clean up the floor.

Other than that, there wasn't really much to say. I quite enjoyed this training session, since I was slowly getting the hang of kicks. I think it goes without saying that I really love martial arts, and hearing that I'm actually pretty good at it, is quite encouraging. Perhaps it's because I'm older now, and stronger? I don't know. But it's still good to hear, and have something I'm good at. Also, I think that I'm enjoying the training more because I'm older. Before, even though I enjoyed karate, I didn't like the training sessions. Now, I look forward to them.